I know this situaton is probably embarrassing and weird, but what happens if you get a dildo stuck in your rectum? Well, I can tell you from personal experience, it’s not fun. If it happens to you, it’s important to stay calm and not panic.
First and foremost, you should call your doctor or local emergency room right away. You may feel embarrassed to explain to them what happened, but they will be able to help you even if you feel uncomfortable talking about it. They may recommend you come in and remove it or just have you explain what happened and then provide instructions on how to remove it yourself.
Depending on how long the dildo is, and how deeply it’s stuck in your rectum, removal can be difficult. It’s important not to push it further in in an attempt to remove it. If it’s deeper than you think, it’s best to wait for a professional to remove it. In some cases, the dildo can be easily removed and just pulled out. But if it has been stuck for a longer period of time, it could be lodged in there and can take a bit more effort to properly remove.
Regardless of how long the dildo has been lodged in your rectum, the pain and discomfort can be difficult to bear. The best way to ease the discomfort is by lying down on your side and taking slow and deep breaths. This can help to relax the rectum area and make the removal process easier. And if the dildo has been stuck for an extended amount of time, it may take a bit more work to remove so keep breathing and stay relaxed.
It can also be helpful to put plenty of lubricant on the dildo – or whatever you’re using to remove it – to help make the process less painful. Don’t be afraid to ask someone for help if you need it. They will understand sex toys – as long as you explain what happened.
My best advice if you find yourself in this weird and uncomfortable situation is to stay calm and take as many deep breaths as you can. Keep your humor about it and don’t be too embarrassed or ashamed, it happens. And remember, your doctor or local emergency room can help you get the dildo out.
After the Dildo is Removed
Once the dildo is removed it’s important to take it easy for a few days to allow time for the rectum to heal. Taking warm or cold baths, depending on your preference, and using topical creams or ointments can also help speed up the healing process.
It may also be helpful to avoid sitting for too long and switch between standing, walking, and sitting throughout the day. And if you experience any pain during the healing process, try taking some over-the-counter medication to ease some of the discomfort.
It’s also a good idea to avoid having sex dolls or engaging in any vigorous activities for a few days while you recover. Trying to be a bit more active will also help you to prevent any complications from rearranging and help you be fully recovered from the incident.
Finally, it’s important to remember that although this situation is embarrassing and might feel a bit awkward, it’s not uncommon and there’s no need to feel ashamed or embarrassed. It happens and at some point it has happened to someone you know. Just take it easy and give yourself time to recover.