Boy oh boy, you won’t believe what happens to male body without sex or masturbating I learnt today! I just found out that male masturbation with a zucchini is a real thing. Now, before you think I’m crazy, here’s how it all went down.
It all started with my buddy at the local pub talking about weird ways to spice up his sex life. Long story short, he ended up recommending me something he read online that kids these days are doing in the “name of pleasure”: male masturbation with a zucchini. At first I thought he was having a laugh but then I realised he was serious.
Now I was a bit skeptical at first, but the more I thought about it, the more intrigued I became. After some googling, I realised there were quite a few forums and articles dedicated to male masturbation with a zucchini. I even read a few instructional posts on how to do it. Apparently, the zucchini needs to be peeled and cut in the right way, and you have to use a pretty powerful lube to make it all work. Oh, and it’s apparently a pretty intense sensation too.
At this point, male masturbation toys videos I was a bit taken aback by what I’d just learnt. I mean it’s all very weird and unexpected, but I guess if it cranks up the pleasure, why not right? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not necessarily going to rush out and buy a zucchini at my next grocery run, but there’s no denying this is quite the eye-opening revelation. And besides, I can see why there are plenty of people who would love to try this out – it’s adventurous, it’s out-of-the-box and it’s a bit naughty too!
Anyways, as I was reading up on it, I realised that there are plenty of tips and tricks that people use when it comes to male masturbation with a zucchini. For instance, some people will soaking the zucchini in hot water or sticking it in the freezer for a bit before using it. This the object can feel quite different on the skin depending on how you prepare it. Some people also claimed that adding various herbs or spices to the lube can add new sensations.
But, there are also some things to keep in mind. For starters, the zucchini needs to be really fresh and ripe – but not too ripe since it could be tricky to peel. The peeling is also reportedly quite tricky so you need to be careful and take your time with it. Ultimately, it’s all quite strange and unexpected, but it might be worth a go if you’re feeling adventurous.
Anyways, that’s what I found out about male masturbation with a zucchini. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, there are some interesting flavours out there. I guess it’s all about exploring what’s out there – even if it does involve a vegetable!
Now that I had the basics down, I decided it was time to talk to some other people who’d actually tried male masturbation with a zucchini.
After talking to a few people, I quickly realised that everyone had a different experience. Some people found it completely unbearable while others said it left them feeling incredible. One guy in particular said that it was the most intense experience of his life, and he’d even let the zucchini cool down in the freezer for a few minutes before using it.
That just goes to show that everyone’s experience is different and you really have to experiment to find out what works best for you.
What’s more, I also learnt that it’s important to take a few precautions before going through with it. For example, make sure you check the zucchini for bruises and other signs of trauma before using it. Besides, it’s probably also a good idea to use a condom just in case –yes, seriously.
Another thing I’ve heard is that it’s important to vary up the lubes you use, as some can contain chemicals that can lead to irritation and other issues. And of course, never share a zucchini – or any other object for that matter – with someone else.
Once I had all the facts, I felt more confident about giving male masturbation with a zucchini a go. It sounded like quite a fun (and intense) way to spice up my sex life, so why not! In the end, it’s all about experimenting and finding out what works best for you. Who knows, maybe I’ll have myself an exciting new adventure soon!