male masturbation zucchini

Boy oh boy, you won’t believe what happens to male body without sex or masturbating I learnt today! I just found out that male masturbation with a zucchini is a real thing.​ Now, before you think I’m crazy, here’s how it all went down.​

It all started with my buddy at the local pub talking about weird ways to spice up his sex life.​ Long story short, he ended up recommending me something he read online that kids these days are doing in the “name of pleasure”: male masturbation with a zucchini.​ At first I thought he was having a laugh but then I realised he was serious.​

Now I was a bit skeptical at first, but the more I thought about it, the more intrigued I became.​ After some googling, I realised there were quite a few forums and articles dedicated to male masturbation with a zucchini.​ I even read a few instructional posts on how to do it.​ Apparently, the zucchini needs to be peeled and cut in the right way, and you have to use a pretty powerful lube to make it all work.​ Oh, and it’s apparently a pretty intense sensation too.​

At this point, male masturbation toys videos I was a bit taken aback by what I’d just learnt.​ I mean it’s all very weird and unexpected, but I guess if it cranks up the pleasure, why not right? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not necessarily going to rush out and buy a zucchini at my next grocery run, but there’s no denying this is quite the eye-opening revelation.​ And besides, I can see why there are plenty of people who would love to try this out – it’s adventurous, it’s out-of-the-box and it’s a bit naughty too!

Anyways, as I was reading up on it, I realised that there are plenty of tips and tricks that people use when it comes to male masturbation with a zucchini.​ For instance, some people will soaking the zucchini in hot water or sticking it in the freezer for a bit before using it.​ This the object can feel quite different on the skin depending on how you prepare it.​ Some people also claimed that adding various herbs or spices to the lube can add new sensations.​

But, there are also some things to keep in mind.​ For starters, the zucchini needs to be really fresh and ripe – but not too ripe since it could be tricky to peel.​ The peeling is also reportedly quite tricky so you need to be careful and take your time with it.​ Ultimately, it’s all quite strange and unexpected, but it might be worth a go if you’re feeling adventurous.​

Anyways, that’s what I found out about male masturbation with a zucchini.​ Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, there are some interesting flavours out there.​ I guess it’s all about exploring what’s out there – even if it does involve a vegetable!

Now that I had the basics down, I decided it was time to talk to some other people who’d actually tried male masturbation with a zucchini.​

After talking to a few people, I quickly realised that everyone had a different experience.​ Some people found it completely unbearable while others said it left them feeling incredible.​ One guy in particular said that it was the most intense experience of his life, and he’d even let the zucchini cool down in the freezer for a few minutes before using it.​

That just goes to show that everyone’s experience is different and you really have to experiment to find out what works best for you.​

What’s more, I also learnt that it’s important to take a few precautions before going through with it.​ For example, make sure you check the zucchini for bruises and other signs of trauma before using it.​ Besides, it’s probably also a good idea to use a condom just in case –yes, seriously.​

Another thing I’ve heard is that it’s important to vary up the lubes you use, as some can contain chemicals that can lead to irritation and other issues.​ And of course, never share a zucchini – or any other object for that matter – with someone else.​

Once I had all the facts, I felt more confident about giving male masturbation with a zucchini a go.​ It sounded like quite a fun (and intense) way to spice up my sex life, so why not! In the end, it’s all about experimenting and finding out what works best for you.​ Who knows, maybe I’ll have myself an exciting new adventure soon!