When it comes to hiding a dildo, I know it can be quite an awkward moment – especially if you’re living with your parents or dildos roommates. But, with a few simple steps, you can do it without raising any eyebrows!
First step: Decision Time. You could always keep it out and openly displayed for all to see, if no one is being judgy, that is – but if that’s not an option, you’ll need to find somewhere to tuck it away! Moment of truth, decide if you can get away with keeping it in your bedroom without someone finding it? If it’s a no, then you’ll have to go with an alternative option, like burying it deep down in the deep abyss of your sock drawer, beneath all those mismatched washcloths.
Second step: Invest in some storage solutions. If you want to hide your dildo away discreetly and be able to access it quickly, than you’ll need to invest in an appropriate storage container. A box is always an easy option – pick a box that is not too flimsy and preferably fits the size and shape of your dildo. Or, if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, there are plenty of ‘safe’ storage containers designed specifically for this purpose that can provide extra disguise.
Third Step: Find a good hiding spot – This one is a bit trickier. Whether you’re going for a box or a container, you need to pick a spot that’s not too obvious and isn’t likely to be disturbed. A back of the closet could be a good choice, sex dolls but if your closet is open to guest then you won’t be able to get away with it. Consider other areas like the storage cupboard, under a pile of towels, or even under the bed.
Fourth Step: Don’t forget the lock! If you’re worried about others finding it, get yourself a lockable storage container. It’ll give you the extra peace of mind that your dildo is tucked away and safe from prying eyes.
Fifth Step: Rehearse that story. It’s good to have a story prepared in case you get caught with it. Just make sure it’s a believable one! You could always say it’s a novelty gift for a friend or it’s for a special event that you’re planning. That way you can dodge a few awkward questions.
Sixth Step: Keep it out of view. It’s not just hiding the dildo that matters, you also need to make sure that it’s nowhere near any windows or openings that could alert the attention of nosy neighbors.
Seventh Step: Banish the guilt. Hiding your dildo doesn’t have to be a sin – whatever you do with it in your own time is your business and no one else’s. Don’t let fear of judgement spoil your fun!
Now that my dildo is safely tucked away, I can relax and make sure I’m always prepared for those intimate moments! The main thing to remember is that it’s totally up to you to decide what’s right for you – so get creative and make sure that your hiding spot works for your lifestyle and your sense of discreetness.